Deadly Tiger Thing

Date: 11/18/2018

Happened recently. I forgot the first part but at the end is where it gets interesting. Me, Kedren, Fedi and then some old Tribe man are all right in front of where some woodlands start, but we are in a grass field. There is a narrow pathway leading to the Tribe man’s village that looks like a minecraft village, and it has a roomba on it. Someone explains that the thing that looks like a roomba but isn’t a roomba is deadly. If you walk on the path and just so happen to touch it, you’re dead. That’s when the Tiger que’s in. Size of a bear, larger, he says, “And that’s exactly what I want you to be.” He’s talking to the entire group, and starts charging towards Kedren. My human instinct was to hide behind Kedren because I knew running would attract the Tiger towards me rather than Kedren, whom he was charging at and I just so happened to be behind. But after this human instinct, I say to myself quickly, “I always promise to do this in my day dreams.” As in, I have a lot of day dreams of which I’m a hero whom sacrifices a lot for the benifit of others, so I push Kedren out of the way of the Tiger and the Tiger comes at me. It doesn’t open it’s jaw too wide, but it knocks me down on the ground as to which I am now wrestling this Tiger. I am holding it’s head away from me, and it first tries to bite at my leg, in which it doesn’t get my leg, and then starts gnawing at my arm. But it’s just rubbing it’s teeth up and down against it. I don’t know why. Then it points it’s head downwards at my stomach, and starts doing the same thing that it did to my arm to my stomach. I knew I’d die. I start screaming, “AH! AH! AH!” Then I wake up, and find my blanket that just so happens to be called a sleeping bag lightly touching my stomach and arm, which is the reason for me vividly feeling it’s head on my stomach and arm. Fricc you sleeping bag.