dogecoin

Date: 5/17/2021

By irateindian

i was at an amusement park with my friend sam and we hanging around looking at the news and i saw the breaking news that elon musk was accused of killing two children, which of course he denied but i knew dogecoin would crash as a result. so i went to sell my doge before it crashed but i was too late, i got a notif on my phone saying doge had been reduced to almost nothing. for some reason i decided that i had to go talk to elon musk himself about this, and next thing i know I'm outside of "elon tower" which i guess is his tower in my dream and his office is on the top floor. i walked in and the receptionist told me that to speak to elon the elevator had to accept my fingerprint but most get rejected as elon did not want you coming. however mine was accepted much to the surprise of the receptionist. i started riding the elevator up, but there was a loud crash and the whole building shook. i was worried so i got off the elevator and took the stairs back down and went outside. i got outside and i looked up and saw the top of the building exploding like it got bombed, and debris started raining down everywhere. i started running and i saw lots of people getting hurt and killed and there were dead bodies everywhere as i ran from the falling debris. all i could think as i was running was "curse you elon musk, first dogecoin now this"