Cookie guy breaks in my house

Date: 4/19/2020

I was hearing noises from the front house and suspected a man was trying to break in. I turned off the lights to give him a warning but I hear and follow him around (there where two outcomes: outcome 1) the house to my moms closet and I grabbed the bat and started hitting the wall because he was trying to come through it. (Outcome 2) I grabbed the bag and he decided to break throught my brothers room and knocks down the door. (Both outcomes narrow down to one outcome) He’s brused up and I grab my cat which is going wild and throw it at the man and it scratched him. I follow him into the living room and my mom is on the couch backing up. The man who broke in was very muscular and bulky. He had so much muscle in his arms and his legs were so thin. He also wasn’t wearing clothes which revealed his small peepee. I started hitting him with the bat and he said “no please I look like a cookie” I let out a small laugh because the bruises on his body was supposed to be the chocolate chips while he’s the rest of the cookie.