Backstage Deuces

Date: 11/9/2019

I'm at Tanner's house with his roommates and friends, except it's a courtyard style house maybe or with a cool semi-open air deck. We've compiled lots of alcohol. I'm backstage at an outdoor festival. The guitar tech is supposed to set up the guitarist's pedalboard, but he's late. I sit in a director chair. Diarrhea comes out onto the floor, to my horror that I couldn't control it. I run for something to clean it up before anyone notices. The backstage fridge is full of bottles of good alcohol like mead and apple whiskey. We're gonna have to get drinking to make some room!