Mauled

Date: 10/27/2017

Me and the fam were throwing a pool party in this house we live in now which seemed way nicer than it really is, and as I’m sitting upstairs theres a knock at the door. Three fine ass ladies come through, all ready in bikinis but I can only recognize one of them. The one I recognized was Brittany and she was looking amazing. She looked at me then smiled and that’s the immediate reaction she got back from me. I go to take a shit (cause when I woke up I really needed to take a shit lmao). When I’m done all of a sudden I have my white work pants on and I come back out. I drop something and bend over to get it when my buddy and one of the girls start laughing. They tell me I have a shit stain on my pants!! So now I just want to avoid Brittany at all costs making sure I check every corner before advancing to the bathroom. I make it back undetected and get in the shower. Then boom, she walks in during my shower. She starts to move around all sexy then pulls her shorts down slowly, tease me, and you already know there’s only one other place this is going to go. I’m excited but my brain skips this scene or I can’t remember it 😡 After the shower me and Brittany walk out to the pool in our swimsuits. Then out of nowhere a fucking bear comes out from the woods. And of course it’s my dream so I try to be the hero and fight it off. While literally no one wants to help and watches me get scratched and bitten up by this giant massive bear, it just shrinks in size. It shrinks to about the size of a large cat. So I take it and snap it’s neck, but it’s still alive. I see it suffering so I try again but I can’t do it so I have my dad finish it off. Just when you think all is well we start to walk back outside for the pool party and now my neighbor has 3 big ass tigers. This was a little tougher because once again it was just me but this tiger had tiger friends. I get scratched in my back, one bit me on the wrist and started to pull as if it was trying to take my arm off. And even though it’s just a dream the pain felt so real. I remember the pain in my thumb being the worst. The top of my right thumb had a pretty deep gash almost down to the bone. But before I would die to these three tigers, or kill them I woke up. Who knows maybe the other neighbor would’ve had a lion for me next 😮