Brenden Babcock and Cheese Girl

Date: 6/15/2019

lead walking down the highway with my mom and bumped into an abusive ex and his new GF. my mom got super curious and was asking tons of questions like “do you expect emotional manipulation” and she was so cheerful like “gee i sure hope not” and then i asked “why are you two walking out here” and she said they went to the store and she pulled out a packet of ham and a ball of mozerella. except when she pulled out the mozerella, it came flying out and started bouncing down the highway. and it was rolling inbeteeen all the tires and somehow surviving!!! and then she started running after it and was flipping down the highway literally sumersalting like the cheese and i was CACKLING watching her. finally she caught up but it was actually a watermelon.