Huge waves and immigration problems

Date: 8/5/2018

Well I was an illegal immagrant trying to pass the immigration test. And I cheated the piss test by pouring sugar into it. And I became a citizen and was in a car going on a venture cross country with my wife. I believe I was polish too. Then at one point I was driving with chase (a big guy) and he had to jump out of the drivers seat into the road to do some commando shit and I was too small to reach the steering wheel and brakes at the same time and the brakes barely worked. Then these huge waves were coming to montauk like titdal waves and I was like I’m so glad I’m not Surfing right now and I got on a jet ski with a few guys jesse was driving and a wave came by on napeague stretch and he pinned it we flew 30ft into the air and landed in a swamp upside down and we had to push this jet ski out of there meanwhile it was like a trash yard everywhere and and I needed to piss so I picked up a empty beer van and started to piss into that and my gym teachers wife was like thanks james now I have to take your piss to the dumps and I said no I’m going to dump it out first and I started spraying piss all over my pants. Next thing I know I’m soaked in piss on an airplane with my ex fiancé Melissa and she keeps saying how I was calling this Spanish guy a spick and this Spanish dude was sitting in front of us and he kept looking back and I said no not Spick! Smik! (Which is a massage parlors in Peru) I said to her you got the story all wrong. And the Spanish guy with the Sega genesis controler chilled out....