Date: 5/29/2018
By elizah
i was buying stuff from trader joes and my mom was talking to me but she wasn't there physically but i wasn't on the phone with her... it was like she was a part of my brain... and i went to the 15 items and under line but i actually had 32 items and i was also casually stealing like a lip gloss and an eraser (trader joes doesn't even have erasers) and the guy that was ringing me up was NOT cute but i was weirdly attracted to him and then there was a complication with my credit card so i had to take an id picture but the guy was also in the shot and we were outside and the sun was really bright and i was squinting to look at us and we both looked really ugly and he had a bushy beard/mustache connecty thing.