Sex Education

Date: 5/25/2019

In this dream, me and my friend wandered into where my RE classroom is. Inside, there was a man we hadn’t seen before. He said “Hello, I will be your sexual education teacher for this year.” and we were like ‘Mmkay...?’ He then proceeded to grab a small tablet box and said “Let’s start with a practical! You will need these pills to make the pregnancy faster. You should then learn to raise the child together. Alright! I have assigned your partners...” and we were all just like ‘ಠ_ಠ what’. I was assigned to none other than Charlie Southworth. He was like “Welp. This is awkward... How do we- like- start..?” and we just kind of awkwardly stood there. That is until I yelled “I can’t do this! I’m not gonna stand for it.” and everyone went “Yeah!” We stomped out of the door and it led right outside to a large boat. We boarded it and set sail before any teachers could stop us. Cut to me, on the bottom deck. Out of nowhere, Robbie Rotten approaches and looks shaken up. “Warn your friends! The teachers you rebelled against are trying to sink your ship!” He warned. I sprinted up to the deck with everyone on and yelled “The teachers are trying to sink the ship!” Charlie was looking over the left side of the boat, and POV from him, the water was approaching. The boat was tipping left and was gaining speed. POV to me again, Charlie turned to us and yelled “I KNOW!” in a high pitched girl voice. We all ran the opposite way to the sinking, but the boat just then flipped over. And over. And over. And over. And over. It was now spinning sideways, still above land, and we were all running round it like hamsters in a wheel. People began falling into the water and screaming. “They’ve created a vortex!” yelled Olly Hutton, before falling. POV of me falling last, but that made me do the thing where you feel like you’re falling and then land in bed.