Pirate wedding

Date: 6/14/2018

So me and my friend run away and start a pirate crew but all I remember is that someone on the crew proposed to another crew mate and she said yes and they’re was a lot of food and I said “As captain I now pronounce you husband” and raised my gfs hand in the air (sadly I don’t have one) and yelled “and wife” Then I got mad at her cause she didn’t say it with me It would’ve been cool if she did I still can’t figure out why we were standing in a hallway on a staircase Like couldn’t we have been on the ship like seriously