what the shit

Date: 8/2/2017

so theres a shiny black microwave sized spider minding its own business hanging on one of its webs on my kitchen ceiling and so i examine it and walk closer for a better look then it turns to me and shows me its face and it has a human baby face and it starts chasing me. after a while i get the nerve to fight back so i pulled a baseball bat from my pocket? and gave it a swing. it made a disturbing splat sound from the impact and a subtle thud as it fell to the ground. then it started crying. like a god damn human baby. and i grabbed the bat and was about to put it out of its misery but then i woke up. leaving this poor creature forever in agony in the dream world. ill be back soon. maybe.