H3H3 Productions Bar

Date: 2/21/2020

By meeuhduh

Warning, very loosely editted from talk to text. I post these for entertainment for whoever reads them but mainly for myself. My dream was in the mall a really cool mall but everyone had like these campers built into their office windows (people working in the mall and office buildings were intermixed) so they can go and take naps throughout the day (this made me feel happy and everyone seemed happy at their job) Everything was extremely hot so hot outside but it was sunny and pretty and then There was this bar in the mall and I had a glass of this juice/ wine and it was like a daytime bar like the alcohol was lower and it was just like a hangout it wasn't like help most bars feel like dark and gross and sex and shit Ethan and Hila from h3h3 we're like owners of the bar and Hila was DJ. Ethan was I don't know he was doing something with the song messing with it and then he wanted people to sing along if they knew it and then talk oh yeah my malachite ring my my malachite ring got some sticky stuff on it and so i used red wine and a napkin to clean it. Hila was playing like a super dope dope song so just like I don't know so good like that virtual self meets that vampire rave song from blade Ethan came up and he was like he's like "can I see your ring?" and I was like yeah and I looked at it and I after I cleaned it with the red wine to get the sticky stuff off it turned white or quartz like with red rings instead of the green with lighter and darker colored concentric rings inside of it and then I was like well this still looks cool it's fine and he goes "what kind of stone is that?" and for some reason in the dream I was like I had forgot 2 seconds after he asked me and I was like "I think it's Amazonite I think it's Amazonite! (or something) but it's red no it's called something else I just can't think of it- it's malachite Malachite but I cleaned it turned white and red" and he goes "yeah cuz I was going to say it looks like malachite" and I was showing him my ring all of a sudden I was holding a shoe my right shoe in my hands and It was like a cream colored really nice sneaker I've never owned in my life. the stone was set on the lace by the tongue as like a decoration and I told him I wanted to get a new setting for it and he was like yeah hell yeah and I wanted to get that because I could smell my shoe kind of smell like one of my shoes like a light like a light shoes and foot smell and when I put the ring on again I put it back like the shoe turned back in the ring I don't remember putting on my shoes I don't remember having my shoe off but he was like "so what are you do" and I said "I quit my job I'm going to school" and he's like "you could get your GED" and I said "I already have my GED already got that I'm going to public school school" I couldn't think of like the word "college" I couldn't think of the word college and he was like "oh yeah yeah school school..." he was trying to tell me about a program I should get into but a lot of people it helps with the funding and I didn't know what he was talkin about so I kind of stop listening start to sound like a gimmick and that was the end of the dream that I remember