Date: 6/7/2018
By NiceDream
The Gang were putting on some kind of concert at Paddy's pub, which for some reason now looked like an old church of some kind. The headline act was going to be Tom Cruise(?!), which everyone was very excited about, but when he arrived it was clearly just someone pretending to be him. He went on to sing anyway, and turned out to be quite good. Meanwhile, Charlie was dating a girl who was way out of his league, and it looked like she was just using him. Charlie was learning to play the accordion to try and impress her. During the concert, he went on stage and performed a duet with the Tom Cruise lookalike (Charlie on accordion and 'Tom' on piano). He sang a song revealing that he still loved the Waitress and was only dating this other girl to make her jealous. The audience were very confused and started to leave. However, 'Tom' then told the gang that this had been his most successful concert ever and he wanted to take Charlie on tour with him. Charlie however was too busy having sex with his girlfriend backstage and missed out on hearing this offer. (I know it makes no sense why they would still have sex after Charlie revealed he didn't really like her 🤷🏼♂️)