pror goes to war + FBI comes for me

Date: 9/11/2016

apparently prof Drake and i are in some sort of relationship, and he is continuously having to rally troops to go into battle, leaving me heartbroken and distraught. each time he returns he is discussing how he nearly died or what have you, and how he should wear a new variety of armor, for example, felt an intuitive urgency to begin wearing a metal circlet. we embrace and kiss when he leaves. later, FBI agents come to my house looking for me, begin talking to my parents. I assume there are a million terrible things they are attempting to lock me up for, But in reality they are just asking me to sign a contract stating that I will be careful when exposing myself to nature, wear sunscreen, etc. a huge sheet of paper to be signed, of which there are two copies, one i cannot read so I ask to see the other.