Date: 7/16/2016
By jeffjaymes
I was having my birthday party. The first part was a dick size competition where apparently I had 2 dicks and an octopus tentacle and that was totally normal to me. The second part we just watched a movie and there were a lot of half naked buff men.... Third part of it I was trying to bang this Latina chick, then after a few attempts the dream skipped and I was in a giant LoL train with sea creatures, sponge bob characters, and the Latina girl, so I mean, I did bang her.