Cow fight

Date: 10/26/2018

I was tromping through some old forest land that had a bunch of abandoned houses and old trashy vehicles in it. I was there with my girlfriend who had been exploring there before. She enjoyed being there but I was a bit worried. Then she told me that there are a bunch of rowdy cows black around. We met them and I was warned for the one named “thunder” he would want to fight. She told me to catch him between my legs and squeeze. Put him in a headlock! I tried and tried, but he was a fast cow I was basically break dancing while trying to catch this guy. Finally I got his head between my thighs and excitedly asked “what do I do know”? My gf said to squeeze until he basically can breath any more. But I kept trying and he wouldn’t go limp, so I let him go and we ran. Ended up in the back of a bus where some homeless kid was sound asleep.