Date: 4/17/2016
By rossingtonjeo
My gay dad took a private jet and flew, by himself, all the way to a lonesome island in the middle of nowhere. As we we still in the air, he found out my brother, tucker and I snuck on the plane so we were all arguing until the dashboard was beeping. My dad saw two dots moving towards the dot the marked our plane. He looked up and saw these two fighter jets speeding towards us. He put the headphones back on and starting saying all this transmission stuff like," May Day, and buddy spiked, etc. He was also screaming,"Cancel the gay discrimination!" he tried to outrun the fighter jets but they sped up quick and they were so close and shot a missile at us so he snatched off the headphones and grabbed tucker and I as the plane blew up.