little fart

Date: 10/9/2016

I'm in a car with p, except she's up front sitting between two dudes I don't know, and I'm in the back standing up and getting frustrated. We arrive a house like bj's on kingdom come and a few people are there. SD shows up and tells me she got a message from a dream about me and its instructions to find something. Her whole family comes with her and are lounging and talking. A small kid about 7 or 8 with blonde hair stands right in front of me and farts super loud. I try really hard not to get pissed as the family just kind of chuckles. He says something about keeping the receipt, and rather than tell him to get the hell out of my face, I calmly say that there's a pretty good chance I'll be returning it.