cat house

Date: 8/14/2019

on holiday with family (and a fictional older sister who is apparently chloe from neighbours). we are staying in an underground little house thing which is next to a big, wide, low-lying house from which we can hear meows. i am worried. i encourage my family to come with me and investigate, and we find a dark house which seems to have been abandoned, absolutely full of cats. we hear shouts from outside so come out of the house, and scott disick is waiting for us looking VERY angry. he says that this is his house that he is fixing up, and what have we done to his cats!!!! we explain and he doesn’t seem any less angry, and says to me that he will make me wrap my teeth in wrapping paper. i ask why, and he responds “because i HATEEEE YOUUU”. we run to the reception area of the place we were staying and complain about him and then get chloe to sit down with him and calm him down. eventually we manage to sneak out without him noticing and go home.