The Pinterestiest Gender Reveal🤰

Date: 1/10/2018

My brother and sister in law were having a baby. There was a gender reveal party at church, or maybe outside, it was a weird dream thing. There was a huge long table lined up with every possible Pinterest gender reveal idea you could find. It was a lot. It was extremely extra. It was an assault of pink and blue. It was probably a fire hazard. There were so many balloons. I was very confused about the whole thing and just pelted my mom with questions while she helped set up. "What's this one?" "How does that one even work?" "I thought this was a baby shower?" "Why are there so many?" "Who knows the gender to set up the reveal?" "Is there going to be a baby shower later?" "Why is the gender reveal a whole separate party instead of a single event at the shower?" "Whose idea was this?"