Campus (you know, like the Vampire Weekend song) (give me a break, titles are hard)

Date: 6/5/2017

I was in my bedroom, flirting with a professor I had an irl crush on. He was flirting back. Things were getting serious and it seemed like it was going to be *that kind* of dream. Then things took a turn. He suddenly just lost interest. He straight up rejected me in my own dream! I woke up relieved that I didn't actually have a sex dream about my prof... but concerned for my self-esteem.