razor scooter salesman

Date: 12/7/2016

very briefly we were in the zombie apocalypse. like z nation the zombies were kinda weird but like you could be pretty close to them as long as you didn't make a sound. we were looking for supplies and mom got killed and we didn't get any supplies and it was really sad. A few days or maybe a few weeks later, all the zombies are dead but the population is a lot smaller and product production stopped when the zombies came so some supplies were scarce (like food) so if we had supplies we had to give them to the city officials and they would evenly distribute them across the city. Then this like, razor scooter salesman came into our city and was trying to give us a sales pitch into buying children's scooters and it was really weird because he was asking for money for them and we were all like "we don't use money, we have a system of trading and bartering". Skip forward a little bit and I'm walking into this garage and for some reason Jay is sitting on this bench in the drive way and then follows me in and is all like "You need to give this food to the government. If you don't I'm going to tell on you" and I was just "but this is my food from the government I just haven't eaten it all because I am unhealthy af. But I suppose you're right - I should probably give what I don't want to people who need it. do you want a peanut butter sandwich first while we're here?" and as Jay gets really excited about this sandwich I hear a clattering in the driveway and I'm like ho boi is that the police? am I going to get in trouble for being unhealthy? so I go outside to explain and there he is. the razor scooter salesman. It's him with a crowd around him while he does cool trips and flicks and then he starts hitting on Jay and the salesman is like "here, take this scooter free of charge because wow you're really cute" and I'm just like boi plz get out of my driveway and then I woke up.