Date: 12/17/2016
By bigbigtruck
Robert Downey Jr. And Chris Evans are over at my parents' house. They want to show me the new movie that they are in, but it is 2am and my parents are sleeping upstairs directly above the TV. The bass from the movie wakes them up and they ask us to quiet down. I try to set up the TV in the basement, but the basement is very dirty. There is cat poop all over the floor. Where the TV was, there are sparking wires and a small fire. I am very embarrassed and try to clean up but everyone is already coming downstairs anyway. Suddenly, the whole floor is covered in cat litter and everyone is helping out. Cut to driving along a small highway near the beach. I am trying to find a place where my father can stay, and where Robert Downey jr. can stay while our house is dirty. The only place available is a luxury apartment complex on the water where rooms are $29,000 a month. My dad can't afford it obviously, but RDJ can. Suddenly there is a party in one of these rooms and the adjoining apartment is full of people partying. They welcome us over. I look for a place I can sleep, because I am exhausted, and keep finding cushy mattresses scattered around. A fake psychic woman (an old white lady in pink turban and pink robe) is trying to sell them for too much money, claiming they have special energy. She is trying to sell one to my mother-in-law, and I worry for a moment that she might be taken in by the scam, but she is tough and is not falling for it. I try to get to sleep on a mattress in a tiny back room, but it is useless. Too much noise. Eventually I run into a young chubby black boy (dressed in late 70s/early 80s style clothes) and his friend. We end up talking enthusiastically about music as I am climbing a ladder out of a window? Then I wake up.