The Drunken Games

Date: 4/3/2018

i was partaking in a 3 round televised competition of drunken design, you get drunk off your ass and compete in these 3 rounds, i do not remember the first round only that i was to drunk and failed it, the second round had something to do with a car and hotel, i think i passed it 3rd event was buying liquor and seducing fake marrying the clerk, which i passed with so much style the judges awarded me style points in a first ever decision. the events were timed as a reports said they may not be the best timed but the are funny to watch. i was competing against someone else famous if i remember. i woke up feeling as drunk i could walk straight.