Bernie Mac

Date: 9/1/2016

So I was riding shotgun in Bernie's car when we pulled up to a restaurant and the two females in the back started a yelling match, with other females, outside his car . Some random guy came up and started getting involved, which forced Bernie to get out and handle the situation.. The whole time I was still in the car eating a chicken fried steak, donut sandwich.. I know.. Then after all the commotion was over Bernie and the females got back in the car and we took off. We were then pursued by a small car with two midgets; who kept losing control of their car as they chased us. We lost them crossing a bridge and then I woke up. Wtf?