this one’s about dick

Date: 8/4/2018

there was this group of people (some of them from high school, some i don’t even know) that i saw in some store or something, and they hated me, but i did something nice for them (idk what) so they said they would do something nice for me. so, you know what i asked for? a dildo. i asked them to buy me a fucking dildo. right, so i did, they thought it was weird but they agreed to do it anyway. i was gonna give them the money for it, but i had to figure out how to do it covertly. so i tried to sneak out of the house, but my dad caught me. so, the next day i saw the group at the same place, and they started making fun of me because i hadn’t given me the money yet. i mean it wasn’t really insults, just them shouting that i “needed a big dick”. so, i said that i would find a way to get them the money. before that, lydia night (singer of the regrettes), who was in the group, and i became friends?? like she kinda just appeared. but anyways, i went home again, and tried to sneak out again. i almost made it out, but my grandma came home in her bright red sports car (which she doesn’t own irl, fyi), and my mom suddenly appeared too. she tried to figure out what i was up to, but before the dream went any further, i woke up. i never got that damn dildo i wanted so badly. and the whole thing just made me feel weird.