SGT. Johnson from halo as my football coach

Date: 8/20/2020

(I’ve been playing too much halo MCC) I was in a locker room at my hometown college in a blue football uniform. Our coach was SGT. Johnson from halo and he was giving the team one of his speeches. “Boys we brought those reds here to keep them from getting there filthy claws on the championship. But they’ve announced something there so hot for that they’re scrambling over each other just to get to it. Well I don’t care if it’s God’s own anti-son of a Gun machine, or a giant coffee cup, we’re not going to let them have it. What we will let them have, is a mouth full of grass and a pool of there own tears to cry in! ....... (pause for effect) Am I right boys!?” Team-“sir, yes sir!” Sgt.- “mmhm, you bet I am. Now let’s get out there and send them home crying ‘regret, regret, regret!’” QB- “catchy. What does that mean?” Obvious halo fan. Me, a lineman-“dear blue team, we regret being red idiots, we regret coming to your town, and we most certainly regret that the blue kicked our big fat butts!” Team-“OORAH!” Unfortunately my alarm went off right at that moment. I hate it when that happens. But I had the best day ever because of that.