Date: 3/15/2019
By AazureaatheE
The dream started in a weird, dimly lit gym. Everyone from my high school was there. We were working out while an instructor gave us directions about our spirit animal potential. I remember a friend of mine named David being embarrassed by someone's spirit animal being a horse, I mention that mine was a horse as a joke. Dr. N. Gin from the Crash Bandicoot video games was the second gym instructor. He was extremely angry and abusive to all of us. He kept telling us to work out harder. Me and my friend Hunter started slacking, and N. Gin came over to us and kneed me in the groin. I got up after a while, then me and Hunter continued to goof around. I vaguely remember slicing a tomato with my mind at one point. Everyone except me, Hunter, and N. Gin were now gone from the gym, and my bed had suddenly appeared in the gym. Me and Hunter lay down on the bed and he starts playing a 3DS. N. Gin comes over to us, super mad, and tells us that we need to keep exercising. Marlon Webb (the "watermelone" guy from Vine) and another man backflip off some monkey bars and land next to me. Marlon says "no, it's time to rest now". N. Gin gets mad and tries to knee me again but misses. I pretend to get hit and fall down, waiting for him to leave. He walks out of the gym. I hear keys jingle, and N. Gin says goodbye to a co worker. I get back up to find a TV in front of the bed. Hunter and I watch a show about cyclopses. I'm suddenly in what appears to be a mining town somewhere in Arizona. I'm an older woman, and I'm holding a furry cyclops boy in my arms. Lots of nineteenth century cowboys and ranchers were standing in front of me, one notably sporting a large moustache and a prospectors hat. They all began telling me that the cyclops was a disgusting creature, and that I should kill it. I then said that it was my son, and that I would protect it. The cowboys then began making fun of me, specifically about the boy's father being a Yeti. I further defend the child before it is taken away by the men, who carry it out towards a mine. I'm suddenly a young girl in a very puffy dress wearing large peppermint hair clips. I pursue the men to a freight yard that looks suspiciously like a movie set. I try sneaking through the area to find the mine, talking about how I must save the boy. The dream ends.