Spongebob Olympics?..

Date: 4/17/2018

Ok so this is gonna be everywhere but ima try and do it so you can understand. So I was at home in my backyard when all of a sudden I saw this long fucking snake like this shit was 20ft long. I ran to tell my grandpa but I couldn’t find him anywhere. I over heard some people talkin about going to this weird Olympics thing across the state and I said to myself “yes, ima hide in the back of their van till they get there.” and that’s exactly what I did. We took a few stops at lil museums and everytime I went in them I got witch powers. So I broke a lot of things cause why not. Once we finally got to the Olympics I was spotted by a car checker and I had to say that I was part of the Olympics. The worker then told me to run up a huge hill to get to the practice arena. So I did, it took me like an hour but I did it eventually. BUT OHMYGOD WHEN THE OLYMPICS STARTED IT WAS THE FUCKIN SPONGEBOB OLYMPICS AND DREAM ME WHEN CRAZY WHEN DOING THOSE SPORTS, and then I woke up :)