Seinfeld

Date: 3/14/2018

Guys I’m pretty sure I just dreamed an entire episode of Seinfeld. Here’s what I remember. Cramer, George, Jerry, and the girl character are all sitting in a bar playing cards talking. There is a card that says you can fly to an island for a magical vacation or something I was kind of confused but George and the girl end up going. Everyone u else plays cards. George’s parents show up and begin to play cards with everyone else. They tell a joke about a card with a soup recipe. We flash forward to the morning and George and his mother are arguing over “that is a 10 and an 8” vs. “that is an 8 and a 10.” At the vacation the characters get separated. One of the cards had returned home facing the wrong way, which George’s Mom explains as “this means they broke up.” Which makes no sense but whatever. We see a clickbait article of George in the woods saying “man spotted in wild.” He was wearing a bra and had a mustache. The picture turns into real life as it was “him reading this article.” We see he is in a lions den and he just woke up the lion, it is behind him and he can’t see. Then I woke up.