This is a Long and Crazy One.

Date: 5/1/2017

I go to my friend's house and he gives me a tour. He's rich. Insanely rich. His bedroom is massive, and has 6 fridges that arrange food in order of healthiness. Underneath is a bio for snacks obviously bought in bulk. He shows me the kitchen. There is so much food, and every part of the counter has its own burner. I ask him what he wants to do, and he offers to show me the back yard. I say yes, and I grab a couple pieces of jerky from a bag. I offer him one and he acts weird and says his dad wouldn't let him for some reason that didn't make any sense. His mom comes downstairs and says something to him quietly. She obviously doesn't want me there. I try to lighten the mood with small talk while my friend gets his shoes on. John comes back in the room and we talk about how massive his house is. He seems to be fairly sheltered and think that this is normal. He also tells me that his grandmother lives in a small house on his property. I end up outside in the back at night. There's a barn, so I check it out. Inside I meet some little kids. They are my friends' siblings. They ask if I work for their mom and if I'm there to take away the things they care about. I say I'm just a friend John's, but now I'm concerned. I start to walk back to the house, and the kids follow me. They start to act frantic, and one of them tells me to tap the ceiling and shrug at it if I want to live. This is dumb to me, but I do it anyway to calm them down. I look up preparing to jump, and I see that my phone is no longer in my pocket, but balanced on a beam over head. I don't know how that happened, but now I want to get out of there I nock my phone down, and start walking towards the front yard. The kids freak out and say that I didn't do what they asked correctly. I don't care at this point. I open the small door of the barn and see a pickup truck burn out, whip around and start heading for the barn. I jump out of the way as it crashes through the front doors. It misses me but whips around to come at me again. The mom is driving. She comes toward me and I leap onto the hood. I manage to escape and get into the city. The mom follows me there. She finds me hiding under an overpass by a river. There are piles of red bricks everywhere like a building has been demolished to put the road there. She tries to run me over with a nice SUV and fails to. She shows me a "treaty" that she created. Somehow it leads to me dying if it gets signed. Somehow I get her out of the car. She hits her head on the ground and stops moving. I drag her under the overpass, out of sight from above. Im not sure she's dead, so I grab a brick from a pile. As soon as I swing it, she opens her eyes and moves her head. She's smiling like a crazy person. She kicks me back onto the ground, and runs around a corner. I chase her into a small parking lot where a guy just parked. She yells that she needs help, and the guy pins me to the ground and calls the cops. I am taken to the station and questioned by a detective. I tell him my whole story. Apparently, I have been calling him periodically through the night and updating him on the situation, but now it looks like I was making a cover story for when I killed John's mom. He tells me who she is, and that she works for the government. She writes treaties for a living.