laser-sword fight with squirrels

Date: 6/23/2016

At first I was coming home (the home I lived in a long time ago) and I saw a hedgehog. A big one. So I approached it and it ran away. But then it came back again and it let me touch it and pet it. We layed down on the grass and took a nap. When I woke up I went home and went to sleep again. In the middle of the night I saw a squirrel at the window. I got nearer and it went away. I followed it and it led me to a place with many more squirrels. We all got laser swords out of nowhere and i fucking killed them all by just flailing my sword around like crazy. But then one of my teeth started to fall out. I didn't care and continued my rampage. After the squirrels I had to fight master Yoda! So I defeated him just like I did with the squirrels. Then my tooth regrew and was about to fall out but it was much grosser than it was before. The only thing thay was holdin the tooth to my mouth was skin. And it was elastic so when I tried to pull it stretched. Then I woke up