vampire prison gang

Date: 8/9/2016

Cam, Sabrina and I were backpacking in Alaska or something down a trail where we just followed the train tracks. There was about 6' on either side of the tracks where we were told is fine to camp, so we set up our tent the first night right alongside the tracks. About an hour later, a truck on those funny wheels that let it drive on tracks comes down the track pulling a wide trailer behind it. We got nervous and thought the trailer was going to hit our tent, so we grabbed it and ran off. Sure enough, we would have been squashed. Some guy called to us when we were moving our tent and said we could set up at his campsite just above the tracks, so we squeezed into his overcrowded site while we looked for another one. It was getting dark and we heard something, so we sat down on a dark hill hoping not to be seen by this herd of horsemen armed with rifles and shotguns. We thought we were in the clear until the guy who let us put our stuff in his camp side starts hipin and hollering at these horsemen from behind us. The herd turns towards us and all of a sudden about 20 men are pointing their guns at us, and our camp friend had one pointed right back at them and says "I'll take 2 sausages and a tri tip" and they made the exchange for cash. Meanwhile, were all shakin in our boots, but our camp friend reassured us this was totally normal and the typical way to buy meat in Alaska, and that these guys had the best tri tip. We went back to his camp when he invited us to try for ourselves. Our friend said that he owned a restaurant nearby, and that he could cook the meat up better there, so we followed him there. Seemed nice, huge restaurant, and he was treating us like VIPs. Cam and I went to the bathroom to clean up, and omg disgusting. While trying to find a clean stall, we ended up in this bathroom prison, where we were surrounded by dirty toilets and other bathroom prisoners. Cam and I were starting to figure everything out when we were circled by a group of people with white, purple and green painted faces chanting some Latin satanic sounding chant. Once they stopped chanting, they excitedly explained to us that they can protect us "in here" if we put $35 into their commissary, drank some of their blood, and committed to their vampire prison gang. Didn't seem like such a steep price to pay for prison protection we decided. I woke up right before we drank blood.