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Date: 9/18/2020

me and some friends are getting ice cream. i order one that’s made to look like a peach. suddenly, amazon robots that look like jeff bezos start attacking the city. i somehow make it back to my apartment and look out the window to see the robots destroying everything. i tell my dad, who is sleeping on the couch, to come look. he casually refuses. i ask him again, he refuses again, and i realize he is a robot. i go towards him and he stands up and reveals himself as one of the robots and his face transforms into jeff bezos’. we fight, and i somehow strangle him, disabling him. he begins to slowly fix himself, so before he can finish, i find his off switch and turn him off. later, me and some other rebels somehow escape in a helicopter and crash land far away. we are on a beach, and as we walk down it we find a town. they enlist us to help solve the mystery of who stole the chickens. i read that the chickens eat water crackers and remember that the guys’ house we are staying (he abandoned it) has lots of water crackers. one of my partners dismisses it as a coincidence.