A Boring Gig Turns Very Interesting

Date: 4/18/2018

I'm at a Metallica gig. The singer has been replaced by a man who looks not dissimilar to Lister, Craig Charles's character from sitcom Red Dwarf. They play their songs but they are changing them too much, boring the audience. During a quiet lull, a girl behind me starts talking to me. She is a petite goth with black hair and blue eyes. She is exactly my type. As she talks to me she is touching my privates. I nervously make a joke about it and she starts to perform oral sex on me, not caring about the thousands of surrounding people. After it's over I give her my number. She says she only has access to her phone on Saturdays.