Giant School

Date: 1/7/2018

I dreamt that I was in this enormous high school that housed 1.8 billion students. It was unbelievably big. I remember how hard it was to climb the steps, and after going up the clay red and white colored steps, there was an opening at the top: you could see the teachers actually clean the architecture inside this opening, and I saw it all because I was looking for bird droppings and signs of rust. They were at the tops of the ladders, and one of the teachers had thinning hair, bald at the top with only hair at the sides. This was some sort of prestigious academy, and it showed... On the drive there, I remember my parents questioning whether or not I was sure about going, and I seemed to be acting rather timid in this dream. They lectured me all sorts of stuff about standing up for myself (tbh I remember the shit from the stairs with that security guard) and such. After a little while, there was this little girl with a markerboard and marker in this classroom with another parent. That’s how I knew about the 1.8 billion attending, the woman was truly astonished! The little girl played with a bigger markerboard, and there I saw some strange things happening with that board. It seems that rubbing and writing in a certain direction made the white background black with marker ink instead. Huh. The girl was just absolutely pleased with herself at this revelation. Things start to get really fuzzy in the middle of this dream, cause it was really long. I know I remember two teenagers, and the guy was a redhead who crushed on this girl (they got together ^v^). After I left the classroom, I had this first aid kit with me, and I kept getting told by this Mr. Moseby lookalike that I should take my anxiety meds already (remember, this is a big school, and competition is bound to be expectedly fierce), even though there was this other person that I pointed it out to. I noticed that I had a first aid kit in my hands at this time, and offered to have my bottle refilled. Of course, the Mr. Moseby lookalike was up to no good and tried very poorly to slip some dumb shit into the bottle. He fumbled the bottle, and I was quick to point out that I was taking out the damn roofie (I’d like to think it was a roofie, it was something alright.). The next thing I remember from this fuzzy part, was that I was helping these two teenagers sneak out of the school so that they could do some derivative sideplot about getting a sandwich. I remember swimming around the hallway corner (because this is a dream) with the two trying to get together, and then the hallway monitors (looking expectedly crotchety) came around, and we hid. Now the doorways in the hall were inside the walls of the lockers, so I planted myself on one of those doors and didn’t move there to let the monitors pass. Now the lounge ahead of me had some people in it (for the sandwich subplot), so I ended up in the cafeteria line. It turns out that there were some that were planning to be the first to grab this sandwich, and I remember that Suzu from Sundowner Quest was involved in this plot. She seemed to be really loud and annoying from what I heard in the dialogue between other characters. This plot failed, and some tiny robot looking thing got in the line first and had a rightfully delicious looking meatball sub given to him. The cooks plastered this sauce all over the sandwich, I forget what it was called, but whew lard it was worth finishing the subplot. There were also three people in that line, all brothers, that I recognized from real life because Boy Scouts. I woke up not remembering ANY of this, in a daze.