Man-Eating Creatures Crashed the Party

Date: 12/15/2018

By kanye.not

I was on an island amusement park with everyone I went to highschool with. Then, man-eating creatures crashed the party. I distracted them by teaching them to play fetch with the bracelet I was wearing. I figured out how to kill them (something to do with opening the doors of an old gross house..idk), but then I woke up.