Date: 11/22/2018
By nateplusplus
I only remember fragments. Fragment 1: I ate alone at a restaurant and the bill came out to over $6,000. I almost fainted! I didn’t know what to do. Fragment 2: I was with some friends from New York. As we walked through the city we came across this sculpture with a very narrow passage that could be walked through if you fit. Everyone else went in, but I was too fat. I walked around to the other side and waited for them to come out. Fragment 3: I laid in bed with my wife at night and thousands of lightning bugs flew in a cloud from one end of the room to the other. They all landed on the wall on my side of the bed.