Backyard Party

Date: 9/19/2020

Background: Alana’s dad is an asshole. 1/21/2020: I was working at the school job in the middle of their tutorial, but it was only 1 student to 5 teachers, so the head teacher told me, “ok you can go home now, Miss Jess,” and I was too embarrassed to be let out so early, so I went to Alana’s dad’s house where his girlfriend was also hanging out. They lived in a suburban ranch with a big backyard that wasn’t fenced in, so there was a road that ran across about 2 acres back. I sat in the living room watching the backyard through a glass door while eating cake and watching some mediocre punk band play on the neighbors bounce house with giant slides. I was a pussy about going out into the sun, but the girlfriend was in the kitchen making cake while trying to talk to us in between songs. Alana’s dad sat on the couch grumpily eating a whole-ass cake to himself and glaring at everyone having fun. He got pissed off during an upbeat song, so he took my red car and ran it into the neighbors car, and then pissed in their engine. Everyone just looked at him mumbling, “not cool, man!” So he locked himself in the neighbors basement and kicker the wall paint until he asphyxiated, but blood came out of his neck like a sprinkler. The band was like, “well that sucked,” so we all went back to watching them play on the bounce house slide and as a depressing song played, my car was being towed on the back street but the color turned white. Everyone spooned each other as I cried while the girlfriend made anti-dad cake.