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Date: 4/23/2016

I was at the super bowl when I somehow acquired a somewhat short blue wig. I put it on as a joke and looked in a mirror, turned to my mom and said, "Oh my god I look just like you." I flipped the wig a little and then I kinda thought I was hot. And then the announcer announced that two drag queens or trans girls or whatever were arriving. I saw them and was instantly like, "WHAT THE FUCK THEYRE PRETTIER THAN I AM" so I stomped around a little and came up to them and threw my wig at them. It instantly turned into a blue and silver pompom and the started to make fun of it. "Oh my god like what the fuck even is this thing," one of them said. "You call this a fucking wig? 😂" said the other. Outraged, I went "backstage" and vented to one of my friends and then drop kicked somebody random and was threatened to be kicked out of the stadium.