Date: 2/1/2020
By Vagrant.Son
1) im at work after hours just hanging out at my desk. A tenant walks in and tries to walk right past me when i ask her how i can help her. I stand up and position myself in front of her and ask her how i can help her again. As im doing that, she continues forward, backing me up towards Kelly's office. "I need to see Kelly" she says. Its after hours on a saturday and kelly just wrapped up her wedding. "She wont be back untill Monday" i tell the tenant. As im telling her that, i can see thru into kellys office window, and shes sitting at her desk on the computer and there's a bunch of stacked boxes cluttering the office. The tenant notices me looking thru the window and takes a look too. She gives me this look like 'really' and i begin to apologise in a whispered tone. She mimics/mocks me and goes into the office. I wonder if I'll be in trouble for this, but then i remember its after hours on a saturday. 2) Im on a rescue mission with 3 other people. We're huddled at the back door of a cabin discussing our game plan. Someone becomes fed up and decides to just waltz in thru the back door. He immediately runs back out and shouts for us to run. As we're taking off to run, we see this enormous, jacked beyond belief pikachu emerge from the door. Its chasing us thru backyards and we have to link arms and swing each other over fences and gates. As the pikachu monster is closing in, it turns into jason vorhees. He's very close to us as we panic trying to swing one another over a gate. Only me and another person successfully swung across, the other 2 didnt make it in time. The person that made it across with me just collapses on the ground and starts screaming. I grab him by the hand and begin to drag him under openings in the fences, but he's toi heavy and slowing me down. Hes not even making an effort to move, so i let his hand go and continue forward as jason closes in.