timeline fantasy

Date: 2/16/2017

I was at a grocery store on a high school field trip. I went into a back room and sat on a couch to wait until all of my classmates had bought their victuals. About 45 minutes later I woke up on the couch. I walked out into the parking lot to see that the school bus was gone. Fuck. They fucking left me. Whatever. I decided to get the address of the place and get my girlfriend to pick me up. It was a dry desert day outside of the store, I typed the name of the market into my iPhone gps but came up with no results. Confused, I made my way back towards the entrance of the store, but just as I am about too walk in three ugly cannibal witches run toward me-obviously wanting to eat me. I quickly beat the first two to death. By the final witch I am tired of the killing. In my heart I do not want this girl to be a witch, and I convince myself she is not. While she tries desperately to bite my face off I force my fingers under seams around her neck that indicate the start of a mask. I peel off the ugly witch face to reveal a beautiful wench. I say to the wench poetically, "could we not just fuck?" I turn her around and put her in a full Nelson and toss her salad... when this business is finished I walk into the store. The lounge where I had previously rested is the same, except there is an iPod resting on the table. I look through the iPod and see that there is a list of videos able to be played. Each one has a different thumb nail; some of the thumbnails are nightmarish while others are kinky. I see one thumbnail contains the faces of the three witches that I have just dominated, which leads me to believe that this device actually allows the player to live the video that they choose. I want to find out more so I leave the lounge area and see that there is no store, there is only a hallway that has two doors, the first one leads to darkness and the other opens to a room full of people. There is an after school youth group vibe to the room I walk into. The room contains about ten kids of various ages in a circle sitting cross-legged. There is also a grown man in the circle-obviously the leader of the group. I talk to the man and ask him what this is going on. He tells me some cryptic shit and offers me some weed. I am not interested in the weed; a girl who looks just like the witch I made love to walks from the other side of the circle to help explain. I learn that in order to leave this sort of limbo one must complete one of the adventures on the playlist. I tell her that I have already started one. She says that she will help me complete it. She finds the witch thumbnail and presses play. I am inside the walls of a castle. I try to convince the girl that I already completed the challenge and defeated the witches. She leads me outside of the castle wall and I see there is a fucking army of fully equipped medieval crusaders trying to breach our own heavily outnumbered troops. (deus vult!) Oh shit. We walk back into the castle. "Let's get daemon first" she says. I gues daemon is another side goon I have to defeat. She takes me deep into the dungeons under the castle, and into a bogged waterlogged corridor. We swim through the corridor, and it's full of big dead amphibious creatures. When we emerge, I see daemon, it is a dog ready to tear me apart. While it attacks me my female companion, starts to pet the dog and say,"who's a good boy" and other lovey shit like that. As she does this daemons eyes turn from glowing red to blue. I understand what I need to do. I put my arm around daemons neck and start to rub his head. His eyes turn blue and he starts licking my face. Mans best friend. Well, now I have a furry companion. At this point my female companion tells me that she has to leave, that I must finish the journey alone. She also points me to some loot that will help my quest. Fuck man she's gone. Now all I have is this fucking dog. I am so distraught by her leaving that I say,"fuck the quest." And wake up from the dream altogether. I mean, it's all about the heroine babes anyway.