Lifeguards and formal

Date: 5/28/2019

So were at a swimming pool and somehow I am a man. A really bad man at swimming. Like cannot swim. But anyways im going for my lifeguard training 😂 all the other lifeguards laugh and bully although i really try to get up on the platform. The pool was oddly shaped and lifeguards were needed at each corner and around the outside. Note;at this point im somehow me again. There was one horrible lifeguard and I called him out it. The two girls sat on the sunbeds behind me (one definitely Anna) said “if i was drowning i would prefer for a non swimmer to save me rather than a horrible swimmer like you” 🤦🏼‍♀️ so anyways he got out of the pool. Okay weirder. But now cam is at the opposite corner to me and roybn is at the other one. I suggest that we all switch places..cause app in my dreams i cant swim. Magically somehow we all run across the water of pool and get to our different places in the pool. Oh and I forgot to mention we’re all in formal dresses and tuxes 😂. Once out of the pool we are in school ahaha Its mrs edge mrs mawhinney jaz lucy mcmath ellie moody a few others and I. For some stupid reason i am cutting my hair with some class room scissors (may be a sign) and saying that i need a haircut. Lucy had shorter hair than she really does but says it was her perfect length. She claims she will let it all grow out before chopping it back. This clearly baffled me as i tried to explain how she should cut her hair for the next 30 minutes. I saw lucy later and she said something about a “vege chart” and then said “if were being really weird i dont like pie” I followed this up with “even chicken and mushroom”(i hate mushrooms 😂) okay so now everyone else had gone to “water training” in there formal wear but keevagh, Emily/jaz (not clear) and i were brought by mrs mawhinny to the lockers. She told us “i need you to find roybns car” we said sorry miss she doesn’t have a car but app it was sitting out the front. We told her we’d try our best. She goes to a locker..im assuming roybns and pulls out a gift envelope decorated for a 13th birthday 🤷🏼‍♀️ keevagh grabs it we look to see what type of car we are looking for. Its a honda. Now keevagh is holding the key and for some reason chucks it 😂. Ethan mcgreavys face (who was sat in the middle) was barely missed. For some reason i shouted “ELLIOTTTTT” before everyone looked at me and shouted “ETHANNNN” at this point i was awoken... by Steven. Lying about the time and wondering if i wanna go on a adventure