Hostile Disney

Date: 3/25/2020

I don’t remember what I did to get me here. I think I had to get away from a bull who wanted to kill me because I didn’t have much time. My cousin was playing a game on his computer and we ordered pizza. The thing was that I was suddenly on my own. I was in the middle of nowhere and I had an idea it was best to climb up on the rocks instead of staying where I was. I ended up seeing a waterfall and thought it was best to jump down it. I saw this stupid picture on Pinterest showing me what to do in order to survive a fall off a waterfall. Someone posted in the comments were screwed if there’s rocks at the bottom. I began to take my left arm across my face and pinch my nose with my left inside of my arm where my arm bends. Then, I took my right arm and curved it around my head, grabbing my left arm. I held my breath and then realized it would be better if I didn’t get hit by rocks. I undid everything and just accidentally jumped out of the waterfall a couple dozen meters too far from the end, and swam as far as I could as soon as I hit the water. I got out and I saw disneyland. Everything was so beautiful. Everyone I knew had survived the challenge I had and we all made it here to be rewarded. Lina, Ellie, Alex, Sam, and I met up and decided that everyone was finding hotel rooms. There were pieces of paper in the doors saying who was going to be kicked out and their favorite types of tea (which was green on the paper we had on our room) and as we walked to find the floor with the people to give us the room, we got into the elevator. The girls and I were all running and jumping and decided on which floor it was. I pressed two, but I knew it was five so I pressed it immediately after. Then, we ran into Ashlee, Rachel, and Lilly. We waved to them and a male tour guide told us he pulled some strings so that we would be right next to each other in the hotel rooms. Ashlee told us where to claim our room. We had to go through this underpass with a ton of stairs. Ashlee, Rachel and Lilly walked with us. I saw a Robot throwing different colored balls at people walking down the stairs. I wanted to play so I just ran past the first one and it threw like twenty that all hit me on the back. The second one I tried doing zig zag patters in my running, but I got hit there too. The last one, I jumped forward and began to flip and jump as much as I could. Ashlee said she was impressed that I was trying so hard with this game. We walked by a guy whose roommate was an actor in a video game and played a zombie. Then, I woke up to a text from Ashlee.