Get Lost, Agent

Date: 9/5/2016

It was late at night and I was riding some sort of motorized bike along an empty road. It was one of those back roads you see in farm type areas or the movies. I was following directions from someone, but I couldn't recognize the voice at the time. The directions led me to an out of place convenience store that looked practically abandoned. I went inside and Handsome Jack was waiting for me. We bantered back and forth for a moment, and from the conversation I learned that either we were somehow both working the same case, or I was doing freelance work for him. I noticed there was a dead man in the store slumped over the counter. Nothing else was in the store except some empty shelves and trash. I believe it was a squatters stop. I was trying to leave when Jack started making advances on me. He picked me up like I weighed nothing and set me on the counter next to the dead man. He then stood between my legs so he could wrap his arms around me and started kissing me. I think he was praising me too, but either he didn't speak clearly enough or I couldn't remember what he said. He coaxed me out of my shirt and pants and knelt down. I remember thinking how funny it was Handsome Jack actually got on his knees to eat me out. He went right for it too, and the suddenness of it caught me off guard. He put one hand on my hip with his thumb rubbing circled along my skin, and his other hand squeezed my thigh. I tipped my head back and threaded my fingers through his hair with closed eyes. It was a lot shorter than it should've been once I actually touched it. I could actually FEEL his scalp and the way his hair brushed against my fingers as I played with it. I came entirely too fast and didn't get a chance to enjoy that post-climax fall because as soon as he was done Jack was handing me my clothes and telling me directions to the next part of the assignment. I don't remember the street names he told me, but there were like three roads I needed to take to get there. He practically vanished after that and left me alone in the store with a dead man to get dressed. I left the store and walked down the driveway to were it let off onto a main street. There was a guy standing there, black, early twenties and looked like a college kid. I asked him if he needed a ride somewhere and he said he was walking home. I again offered him a ride on my bike and he looked around and told me there was no bike anywhere. From my pocket I pulled out a single, thin bike tire that was about as big around as a personal sized watermelon. I muttered, "Hopefully this works..." threw it to the ground, and walked in front of where I threw it so it was out of my field of vision. When I looked back at the tire, it had turned into a complete bike. The guy was shocked at how a bike magically appeared, and even more shocked when I started talking to the bike. I told it, "VOX, add another seat." and one magically appeared on the bike. We got on the bike and the guy was worried about having the extra weight on the bike. I told him not to worry because VOX automatically adjusted the load for multiple riders so the physics didn't change. However, when I started moving I felt slow and unbalanced so I needed to tell VOX, "VOX, reduce the weight." She did, and we continued the ride in silence. The next thing I know it's morning or midday and I have someone different on the bike. It's Woodrow, from work. There was no explanation how/why he showed up, he was just suddenly on the back of the bike in place of the man I was taking home. I was telling VOX to adjust various settings on the bike for me as we traveled down the street. I was trying to keep a low profile so I was manually pedaling the bike. I needed to call Jack and ask him for directions a few times but still managed to get turned around. Luckily, Woodrow knew the area and got us back on track. We ended up in a residential area filled with... Something? The dream had become too unstable at this point and quickly broke down once we reached the residential area. I know it wasn't filled with humans, but I had no sense of fear or dread so I don't believe it was filled with monsters either.