Amusement Park Ride Takes Flight

Date: 10/3/2016

I think two of my dreams kind of melded into one. I had one dream where I was going into an amusement park airplane simulator ride and it somehow became an actual plane. There was a malfunction and we all had to jump out of the plane. I hadn't buckled my parachute pack yet but for some reason, I jumped out anyways. (Dream me is dumb, apparently) So I was falling, with the backpack on my shoulders digging into my arms as I struggled to attach the buckle in front of me. I wasn't able to get it buckled and I saw I was really close to the ground, so I flipped on my back, and somehow my backpack absorbed all the shock and I was completely unscathed...apart from a COMPLETELY DISMEMBERED RIGHT ARM! It was so weird. And the sloth guy from Ice Age was there and I gave him a high five for not dying.