Trump's Starters

Date: 7/4/2018

By Imetaphor

I'm at the Yard again. I am working at a ceremony/speech, and as a publicity stunt (maybe a bet for charity), the President, after speaking briefly, chooses Navy's starting lineup for the football game later today. Somehow, I end up with Trump's handwritten/drawn-from-a-hat slips of paper with the players' names. I'm still near the stage. However, I don't know how to get this information to the football team. Now I'm at the 5th wing red beach, KH side. I'm in PT gear ready to run the slips of paper to the stadium because the game is starting soon. I feel slow and too tired to run all the way (probably a 15 minute jog IRL). I wish for an easier way. I remember I have Cabbage's number, and he is a coach/player already there with the team. I text him. He texts back and I can see and hear him as I read, "Dude, blast those on the Insta!*" Of course, I don't have that app, so I text him a picture of all the paper slips. Now I'm at the stadium and it's pretty chill even though it's televised, and they're playing the Patriots. No one is hitting hard, and they hardly have a clear game going. They even let me join a pickup game, and we're pretty evenly matched (but I'm not sure if I'm playing or just watching an old recording).