really weird dream

Date: 1/5/2018

I thought i was watching the show portlandia. i somehow got sucked into the universe. i knew the show was quirky and weird but i was not prepared for what had happened. i was is a school college level at night i was with my supposed best friend, i had never met the person. he was a white dude we went into our math class we sat near the front the teacher faced away from us until the class filled up. when she turned she was oretty young ish no older than 32. her nipplea poked through her blue sweater. she gave us testbooks and told us to find the syllabus. the entire class looked for the syllabus pages like a game, my friend and i were cracking jokes. after some time of fun looking for the pagea and gettong to know the people sitting around us. she bacame mad the geacher who was now Marilyn Monroe was laying seductively on top of a disfigured zombie. covered in blood she would occasionally suck on a growth that the zombie had on its face. she was monolouging about being weird and how its supposed to be funny. turnes out the ahow portlandia is some kind of prank. if u watch it its some kind of shock experience.