Date: 9/1/2021
By max
I was chilling with these 2 black kids from work and we were getting ready to go to a party. Nico just got a raise so he bought a lot of drinks but most were Gatorade and some of it was beer. We started running ( to the party) full of energy and we never ran out of breath just a full sprint to the house. We were passing cars as we were running just having the best time. We came up to the house and their lawn was a massive hill so all three of us ran off the edge, leaped, and slid down the hill to the front door. Except I jumped too far to the right and slid into the fence on the side of the house. Down there was everyone I knew just hanging out I specifically remember drew, Shannon, Austin, my mom, and some crazy girl who knew me but I had no idea who she was. She came up to me and hugged me and asked if I was going to Sam’s later. I said I was not. She sat back down with my mom and started crying and my mom was trying to comfort her by telling her how great I was. As I was still out of breath and covered in dirt, Austin comes down the hill with a hand full of money as thick as a brick and gives it to me to give to Shannon for the beach. I go inside now but I am in just my boxers. I felt very embarrassed as I was trying to dodge people, trying to find a safe room to get clothes. Every corner I turned there was a different small dog and they all started following me. I’ve never seen this house before but I knew exactly how to get around it. I made it to the room I was looking for and sitting in a recliner chair watching tv was James and I felt so relieved. He was filming me and laughing and I said bro I need clothes. As I kneeled down by his chair all 4 dogs starting biting me. It hurt but it was in a very friendly way. More people came into the room so I laid down and put a blanket over me. James said it was all good we’re all men here and then I saw someone else in their boxers so I felt better and got out from under the blanket. James passed me a green button up shirt that looked maybe 3 sizes too small for me. I took it back to the closet and wanted to grab something else but everything in the was small and looked like outfits for St Patrick’s day. Side note: as we were running to the house, we passed this guy in a truck with a child’s toy in his hand swinging it around out the window. It was weird because we passed him twice doing the same thing. I told nico and the other guy about it and right after I said it, he pulls out the same toy the man in the truck had and said he made it at home before we left.