Peter who?!

Date: 10/8/2018

I was at home helping my mum make dinner when floods of people started to arrive. The house started to get super busy. I then heard a knock at the front window, I shouted that I would get it. I ran down to the window and opened it, it was fucking Peter Capaldi stood there waiting to come in. He tried to come in the window but I said he doesn't need to do that I'll get the door for him. As i was closing the window I accidently hit him in the back as I was closing it, he just gave me his evil Scottish stare. With excitement I ran to the door to go let him in but it was all boarded up, so I ran back to the window to inform him to go around the back of the house but he wasn't there. I then hear mum shouting "your brothers home". as I got to the kitchen peter was already in the house. smiling and frowning and greeting people with a lot of swearing. His eyes then lock on to me, he then starts walking towards me. the closer he got the more steps I took back. we done this all the way down the hallway (which was longer than what it actually is). He said "are we going to do this all evening?" me smiling "huh" and I then back into a wall. He put his hands straight around my throat and talks to me. Peter says "Logically if evolution wanted to perfect a creature who's primary skill were to hide from view, how would you know it existed? It could be with us every second and we would never know. How would you detect it? Even sense it? Except in those moments, when for no clear reason you chose to speak aloud. What would such a creature want? What would it do? WELL?! WHAT WOULD YOU DO?!..." Me: listen. his hands still around my throat he pushes me through the wall. Just like an invisible wall I went straight through it. I just continued to fall.